just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room
| Benefits when you're cute: | More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself. |
| Benefits when you're ugly: | you don't get raped. |
